I would like to rage.

thingsthatcannotsaveyou:

ENSURING THAT EVERY CHILD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD CAN ENJOY A PLEASING HALLOWEEN PIEROGI CANNOT SAVE YOU

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everythingfox:

It’s a ghost

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ekjohnston:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

chadlesbianjasontodd:

you ever think about how in star wars the four heroes that overthrew the tyrannical empire and inagurated a new government are the princess of a tragically destroyed planet, a wisecracking rogue, the last heir of a religious order of wizards who do actual literal magic, and………a city mayor

i should clarify that im not disparaging lando here i’m just wondering what it’s like to be in a space fantasy adventure as the ONE member of your friend group who knows what a zoning law is

You can frequently see this in Lando’s face.

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zegalba:

Irving Penn: Flowers (1969)

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riverdalesmostunwanted:

the x files is a show so so so important to me and ive seen it through multiple times but if you had a gun to my head and asked me to explain the show’s overarching government conspiracy plot you’d have to shoot me point blank. just by the way

hey I didn’t know Chris Carter was on tumblr

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jimhenson-themuppetmaster:

Kermit the Frog Stained Glass Window.

This may be at the Center for Puppetry Arts in Atlanta.

Full Image

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if you’ve never seen one before

rosebuncat:

thegreenwolf:

tramampoline:

leafcrunch:

revolutionarygays:

bitterfucked:

deer are smaller than you think

raccoons are bigger than you think

bears are smaller than you think but you were pretty close

otters are bigger than you think no even bigger than that

wolves are bigger than you think

wild cats are smaller than you think but hopefully you’ll never see one

chipmunks are smaller than you think

so are mice but you’ve seen a mouse right

you were right about the size of moose, mostly

pigs are bigger than you think

coyotes are that size

so are foxes

woops bears are bigger than you think but only that one type

this is an informational post about mammals if you know more please do tell

buffalo are bigger than you’ve ever even imagined. you’ve never seen anything that big in your life i promise

i support this post except you have no idea how big are moose

moose are fucked up big and nothing will ever prepare you for it

What??? The fuck????

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walnutmistjamie:

@giftober 2023
Day 22: Yellow

shortgremlinman:

beowulf22121:

anon-e-has-a-tmblr:

sub-at-omicsteminist:

Astronomy I-

Archaeology: it is mandatory, it is ritualic.

Fun fact about archeology!

if it’s a rock and you lick it, your tongue got a little dirty.

If it’s a bone, it sticks to your tongue.

Bones remember being inside a body where they could be wet all the time, and they want to return to that state.

Cheers science side of Tumblr. Never say that again though

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candicepatton:

GET TO KNOW ME ☆ [4/∞] otps » anthony bridgerton & kate sharma

i love you. i’ve loved you from the moment we raced each other in that park. i’ve loved you at every dance, on every walk, every time we’ve been together, and every time we’ve been apart. you do not have to accept it or embrace it or even allow it. knowing you, you probably will not. but you must know it, in your heart. you must feel it, because I do. i love you. 

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witcherz:

FANTASIA(1940)ani.OllieJohnston,FredMoore

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ludakris0:

blowery:

ALT

Fun fact I learned recently: Lake Superior is roughly the size of England.

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